Elegantly Wasted
 
 

(Source: ellendegeneres)

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iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

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this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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caribous:

Draw me like one of your french girls

caribous:

Draw me like one of your french girls

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame)

well-embrace-the-world-in-grey:

everyone keeps saying they like my hair so here’s another selfie

well-embrace-the-world-in-grey:

everyone keeps saying they like my hair so here’s another selfie

tzimiskes:

bromoyed:

concepts that i cannot for the life of me understand:

  • sub rose
  • dom dave

imagine dave trying to dom rose and shes trying to sub but she just ends up laughing because hes one of those tumblr doms that are like “you. here. now.” in a poorly fitting dress shirt…

notcuddles:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

derring-dont:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies
truly a noble creature

I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????

u bet ur bippy it is
also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting
woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks

Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.

notcuddles:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

derring-dont:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies

truly a noble creature

I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????

u bet ur bippy it is

also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting

woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks

Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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earth-song:

Always take the time to stop and smell the roses. Or tiny yellow flowers, whatever they may be.

earth-song:

Always take the time to stop and smell the roses. Or tiny yellow flowers, whatever they may be.

nevver:

Voyager  Tom Gauld

nevver:

Voyager Tom Gauld

mayoijiangshioverrun:

I dont know what’s wrong with tumblr mobile but I think it brought this shitty post to a completely different level

(Source: shidouitsuka)

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me