Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
The honorable Beifong family tree
Dunsparce is ready to love again.
saw these in the art building at my school
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"
OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
Time to bring this back
¡Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!
I’ve waited my entire life for this audio post.
I hate every ape I seeeeee
from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
For the longest time this was the one most played track on my only album “The Yellow Album”